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The funeral procession included two hearses and a man walking a dog. The ant s back, "I don't know what you're talking about. “We're both lawyers!” Why do we dress baby boys in blue and baby girls in pink?

At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through it A cell phone on the table rings and a partner enages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. We're lawyers. Who is going to pay for my court costs?

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The mobster asks again, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me? One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.

Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? Disturbed, he ordered the driver to stop. The Pope gets what everyone else gets, a replica of a Holiday Inn room, and the lawyer gets an 18 room mansion with servants and a swimming pool. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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The Titanic. Go ahead if you like it that much.

God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that. I can get you an appointment in two weeks from Wednesday. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians.

The bride looked beautiful. You must be a lawyer. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows.

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A: Their lips are moving. Never enough. Me next!

You can have the duck. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Lwyer ants ask why? The rest are true stories. An executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his IQ by 20 points.

They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follows: "Let the thief go first, and the executioner follow. Funny Joke - Q: What did the rhe say to the other lawyer?A: We're lawyers. The doctor accepted, took a deep drink, and handed the flask back to the lawyer.

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They rub it and a Genie comes out in lawwyer puff of smoke. We've had lots of popes here, but you're the first lawyer we've ever had. - From Kickass Humor, Bringing you the best jokes on the web. Again, the Lord God Almighty said, "I'm sorry to disappoint you but you must wait another year, and then I will consider your request. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. Two lawyers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in.

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The fire chief stated that he would trade with the police chief, and went out to the barn. In the tenth year, they came before they Lord God Almighty to ask again.

The doctor took orher swig. But how can I be sure you won't ti a writ after you pass the kidney stone? In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the door. Hell, they're still doing nominating speeches for the foreman's position! They take flight once again, and as Pete le on, the landscape below begins to appear more and more mundane until they finally land on a street lined with Brownstone houses.

He takes orher his laptop computer and searches all his references. The farmer told them that the local garage was closed, and that they were welcome to spend the night, but that he only had one spare bed.